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SHOWMASTER HEART GAME (FRIDAY)

A familiar voice can be heard above you, you're not sure if they're talking to you or not but it does feel like you're part of this conversation:

"What a Wonderful Story that you have. I've read it many times when I was feeling sad. You know, I wanted to keep it in my personal collection, but it doesn't seem that's going to be possible. To grant my wish, I'd have to sacrifice what it means to be a reader ... to become the story. That's The End that I'm looking for.

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[you know it isn't

anyway shuffling closer doesn't get you a single ba-dump but it does get Sparrow to look at you quizzically like wtf r u doin bro]

You're looking lively.

As opposed to what?

Well. Most people without a pulse aren't as spry.

What in the fuck are you talking about?

It's concerning that you somehow did not notice...

What in the FUCK are you talking about?

Obviously the fact that you don't have a heartbeat??

Did you hit your fucking head? Of course I have a fucking heartbeat.

I can hear everyone BUT you right now.

Even the Ticketmaster?

I can also hear the Ticketmaster. Hers is a little weird. But it's not NO heartbeat.

Damn, I had money on her not having a heartbeat.

She does but YOU don't which is what I'm more concerned with. Mister deathy. Captain graveyard. Doctor skeleton.

[taking his own pulse]

How can I not have a fucking heartbeat if I'm fucking standing here talking to you?

That's what I want to know!

[ruh roh]

[ gestures like RIGHT??? ]

It wasn't that bad yesterday, what the fuck.

Oh also you were like, unconscious on the stage so that's also pretty ba-

[ NYOOMED OFF TO THE LOVE ROUTE ]

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