SHOWMASTER HEART GAME (FRIDAY)

[showmaster]

A familiar voice can be heard above you, you're not sure if they're talking to you or not but it does feel like you're part of this conversation:

"What a Wonderful Story that you have. I've read it many times when I was feeling sad. You know, I wanted to keep it in my personal collection, but it doesn't seem that's going to be possible. To grant my wish, I'd have to sacrifice what it means to be a reader ... to become the story. That's The End that I'm looking for.

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Comments

[socialcapital]

It's concerning that you somehow did not notice...

[carrionmywaywardsun]

What in the FUCK are you talking about?

[socialcapital]

Obviously the fact that you don't have a heartbeat??

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Did you hit your fucking head? Of course I have a fucking heartbeat.

[socialcapital]

I can hear everyone BUT you right now.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Even the Ticketmaster?

[socialcapital]

I can also hear the Ticketmaster. Hers is a little weird. But it's not NO heartbeat.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Damn, I had money on her not having a heartbeat.

[socialcapital]

She does but YOU don't which is what I'm more concerned with. Mister deathy. Captain graveyard. Doctor skeleton.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[taking his own pulse]

How can I not have a fucking heartbeat if I'm fucking standing here talking to you?

[socialcapital]

That's what I want to know!

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[ruh roh]

[socialcapital]

[ gestures like RIGHT??? ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

It wasn't that bad yesterday, what the fuck.

[socialcapital]

Oh also you were like, unconscious on the stage so that's also pretty ba-

[ NYOOMED OFF TO THE LOVE ROUTE ]